The Englishman Part 2: The Smart Home
About three years ago, I read the book Available by Matteson Perry, which explained the male mind to me when it comes to dating. There was one anecdote, nay, one phrase that stuck out to me and has stayed with me these many years that I repeat often to friends and acquaintances. I’m paraphrasing here, but it was something along the lines of “I invited her over for dinner, not because I'm a particularly good cook, but because my kitchen is near my bedroom.” Men plan ahead like that, ladies, for very specific circumstances. With this bit of information thoroughly bookmarked in the back of my mind, it was no surprise that when George suggested we go back to his for wine, it was maybe a five to ten minute walk away from where we were. George lives on the top floor of a house; through conversation I learned that he owns the entire house, but that the bottom floor needs renovation. As I ascend the stairs, I pass by a number of photos of men in uniform – photos from his t